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Checkin’out the affairs of the soulful Brings it all home...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/265611312/tumblr_ku0575QQnV1qzpv9o&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Checkin’out the affairs of the soulful&lt;br/&gt; Brings it all home&lt;br/&gt; Take a minute to receive&lt;br/&gt; It’s not sin to believe, baby&lt;br/&gt; To relieve baby of all his clothes&lt;br/&gt; How else can he know?&lt;br/&gt; How else can he grow?&lt;br/&gt; How’s a man gonna show what he’s made of?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;-Sons of Champlin, “Swim”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/265611312</link><guid>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/265611312</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:52:17 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"The writing community is full of lame-o people who want to be published in journals even though they..."</title><description>“The writing community is full of lame-o people who want to be published in journals even though they don’t read the magazines that they want to be published in. These people deserve the rejections that they will undoubtedly receive, and no one should feel sorry for them when they cry about how they can’t get anyone to accept their stories.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.thereviewreview.net/content/dan-chaon-what-writers-can-learn-young-rock-stars"&gt;Dan Chaon on what writers can learn from young rock stars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/263585274</link><guid>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/263585274</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 10:53:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>
A lot of things have happened Since the last time we spoke Some...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/257939197/tumblr_ktpe0plYiG1qzpv9o&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A lot of things have happened&lt;br/&gt; Since the last time we spoke&lt;br/&gt; Some of them are funny&lt;br/&gt; Some of ‘em ain’t no joke&lt;br/&gt; And I trust you will forgive me&lt;br/&gt; If I lay it on the line &lt;br/&gt; I always thought you were a friend of mine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Sometimes I think about you&lt;br/&gt; I wonder how you’re doing now&lt;br/&gt; And what you’re going through&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; The last time I saw you&lt;br/&gt; We were playing with fire&lt;br/&gt; We were loaded with passion&lt;br/&gt; And a burning desire&lt;br/&gt; For every breath, for every day of living&lt;br/&gt; And this is my Thanksgiving&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Now the trouble with you and me, my friend&lt;br/&gt; Is the trouble with this nation&lt;br/&gt; Too many blessings, too little appreciation&lt;br/&gt; And I know that kind of notion—well, it just ain’t cool&lt;br/&gt; So send me back to Sunday school&lt;br/&gt; Because I’m tired of waiting for reason to arrive&lt;br/&gt; It’s too long we’ve been living&lt;br/&gt; These unexamined lives&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;I’ve got great expectations&lt;br/&gt; I’ve got family and friends&lt;br/&gt; I’ve got satisfying work&lt;br/&gt; I’ve got a back that bends&lt;br/&gt; For every breath, for every day of living&lt;br/&gt; This is my Thanksgiving&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Have you noticed that an angry man&lt;br/&gt; Can only get so far&lt;br/&gt; Until he reconciles the way he thinks things ought to be&lt;br/&gt; With the way things are&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Here in this fragmented world, I still believe&lt;br/&gt; In learning how to give love, and how to receive it&lt;br/&gt; And I would not be among those who abuse this privilege&lt;br/&gt; Sometimes you get the best light from a burning bridge&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; And I don’t mind saying that I still love it all&lt;br/&gt; I wallowed in the springtime&lt;br/&gt; Now I’m welcoming the fall&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;For every moment of joy&lt;br/&gt; Every hour of fear&lt;br/&gt; For every winding road that brought me here&lt;br/&gt; For every breath, for every day of living&lt;br/&gt; This is my Thanksgiving&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;For everyone who helped me start&lt;br/&gt; And for everything that broke my heart&lt;br/&gt; For every breath, for every day of living&lt;br/&gt; This is my Thanksgiving&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;-Don Henley, “My Thanksgiving” (Don Henley/Stan Lynch/Jai Winding)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/257939197</link><guid>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/257939197</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 01:29:13 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>“If the inside is on the outside/ There is no...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TvjAeyuLoxw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TvjAeyuLoxw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“If the inside is on the outside/ There is no pain.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-Sons of Champlin, “1982-A”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/226940846</link><guid>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/226940846</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 09:59:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
…99% of the writing that arrives on the desk of a mass...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0wfazePQzj8&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0wfazePQzj8&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;…99% of the writing that arrives on the desk of a mass media guy is pretty therapeutic writing. These are people who generally preface by saying, “I ain’t such a good writer but I got this real good idea in my dream after eating the rancid mayonaise…”&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Rod Serling, interviewed by James Gunn, 1970.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/226402367</link><guid>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/226402367</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:35:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Two streets away from Prospect/E. 2nd…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krcz3jp2c01qzpv9oo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Two streets away from Prospect/E. 2nd…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/210186201</link><guid>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/210186201</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 12:28:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Prospect &amp; E. 2nd, 2009</title><description>&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krcz0npEaN1qzpv9oo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Prospect &amp; E. 2nd, 2009&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/210184939</link><guid>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/210184939</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 12:26:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Slacker.
(Soldiers’ &amp; Sailors’ Monument,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krcyy2nuj91qzpv9oo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Slacker.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(&lt;a href="http://www.soldiersandsailors.com/"&gt;Soldiers’ &amp; Sailors’ Monument, Cleveland, OH 2009&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/210183839</link><guid>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/210183839</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 12:25:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Stuff You Can't Make Up</title><description>DonP: #foundwhilewalking A different cat sleeping on the abandoned bed/box spring thrown behind some bushes.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
calistataylor: Thought I found a stray. Collar had hidden message. "I know how to get home. I am not lost." It was a siamese walking around town. bzr&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
DonP: I'm so stealing that for a future story, fyi ;).&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
calistataylor: Even funnier since we dragged the cat a block to the petstore not realizing the message was in the little brass bell. Not a happy cat.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
calistataylor: We were hoping they'd either recognize the cat as being local or have a lost sign. I'm surprised I came through it w/o a scratch.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
DonP: Wow. Throw in the looming specter of divorce, alcoholism, or disease, and you've got the plot of an Amy Hempel story! lol</description><link>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/200032797</link><guid>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/200032797</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 07:59:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"There’s a general rule we have on [LEVERAGE], in that the villain should be brought down by..."</title><description>“There’s a general rule we have on [LEVERAGE], in that the villain should be brought down by some version of his original sin.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://kfmonkey.blogspot.com/2009/08/leverage-205-three-days-of-hunter-job.html"&gt;John Rogers&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/189537473</link><guid>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/189537473</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 14:42:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Some surprisingly cogent graffiti found behind the local mental...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpws3ffAVR1qzpv9oo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Some surprisingly cogent graffiti found behind the local mental health clinic. (September, 2009)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/186864571</link><guid>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/186864571</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 08:02:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Apparently, I’ve been listening to Laura Nyro’s...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eqWVOSSmPpc&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eqWVOSSmPpc&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Apparently, I’ve been listening to Laura Nyro’s songs for years without ever knowing who she was. I kept seeing her name listed as the composer for a bunch of songs in my player and looked her up. Needless to say I’ve got new music to binge on.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/180691235</link><guid>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/180691235</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 18:48:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>kayfabe:

wellthatsjustgreat:optimisto:

BILL HICKS’S PRINCIPLES...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kp9fttD6Ix1qz5r8to1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kayfabe.net/post/176660496/wellthatsjustgreat-optimisto-bill-hickss"&gt;kayfabe&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://wellthatsjustgreat.tumblr.com/post/176647176/optimisto-bill-hickss-principles-of-comedy-1"&gt;wellthatsjustgreat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://optimisto.tumblr.com/post/176537583/bill-hickss-principles-of-comedy-1-if-you-can"&gt;optimisto&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;BILL HICKS’S PRINCIPLES OF COMEDY&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1. If you can be yourself on stage nobody else can be you and you have the law of supply and demand covered.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2. The act is something you fall back on if you can’t think of anything else to say.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3. Only do what you think is funny, never just what you think they will like, even though it’s not that funny to you.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;4. Never ask them is this funny – you tell them this is funny.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;5. You are not married to any of this shit – if something happens, taking you off on a tangent, NEVER go back and finish a bit, just move on.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;6. NEVER ask the audience “How You Doing?” People who do that can’t think of an opening line. They came to see you to tell them how they’re doing, asking that stupid question up front just digs a whole. This is The Most Common Mistake made by performers. I want to leave as soon as they say that.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;7. Write what entertains you. If you can’t be funny be interesting. You haven’t lost the crowd. Have something to say and then do it in a funny way.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;8. I close my eyes and walk out there and that’s where I start, Honest.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;9. Listen to what you are saying, ask yourself, “Why am I saying it and is it Necessary?” (This will filter all your material and cut the unnecessary words, economy of words)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;10. Play to the top of the intelligence of the room. There aren’t any bad crowds, just wrong choices.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;11. Remember this is the hardest thing there is to do. If you can do this you can do anything.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;12. I love my cracker roots. Get to know your family, be friends with them.&lt;/p&gt;
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Sing all hail What’ll be revealed today When we peer into...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Sn-LDCRL8Js&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Sn-LDCRL8Js&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Sing all hail&lt;br/&gt; What’ll be revealed today&lt;br/&gt; When we peer into the great unknown&lt;br/&gt; From the line to the throne.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The New Pornographers, “The Laws Have Changed”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/165654254</link><guid>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/165654254</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 08:35:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Sci-fi in film, done properly.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/twuScTcDP_Q&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/twuScTcDP_Q&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sci-fi in film, done &lt;i&gt;properly&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/164848411</link><guid>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/164848411</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 08:40:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Boston’s North End, 2009.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koh9o4dNT01qzpv9oo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Boston’s North End, 2009.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/164226269</link><guid>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/164226269</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 12:26:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Boston Harbor, 2009
(Probably the only pic of myself in the last...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koh9d1ExCo1qzpv9oo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Boston Harbor, 2009&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Probably the only pic of myself in the last 2 years that I like.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/164223201</link><guid>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/164223201</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 12:19:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>St. Leonard’s Peace Garden, Boston, 2009</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koh97nixXW1qzpv9oo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;St. Leonard’s Peace Garden, Boston, 2009&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/164221594</link><guid>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/164221594</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 12:16:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"One of the great delights of reading science fiction and fantasy stories is the feeling of being..."</title><description>“One of the great delights of reading science fiction and fantasy stories is the feeling of being immersed in a world where everything is a bit different. Ordinary people—even children—have unusual abilities. The dangers are different, the power relationships are different, even “normal” is different, and the reader has to figure out this new world on the fly. Every word has potentially a different meaning than in the familiar work-a-day world. New words—made-up words, words you have never heard before—can indicate entirely new ways of thinking.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Eileen Gunn, “Where Everything Is a Bit Different.” Introduction to the story collection &lt;i&gt;Filter House&lt;/i&gt; by Nisi Shawl.&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/164127166</link><guid>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/164127166</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 08:34:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"…the purpose of George Orwell’s landmark novel 1984 was not to prevent the rise of a..."</title><description>“…the purpose of George Orwell’s landmark novel 1984 was not to prevent the rise of a totalitarian government in 1984 but to describe unnerving trends he observed around him in 1948.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Lou Anders, “Introduction: the Business of Lying” in &lt;i&gt;Futureshock&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/161477005</link><guid>http://warmfuzzyfreudianslippers.tumblr.com/post/161477005</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 15:53:26 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
